The point of the song is that 23 and me rhyme!
Oh, his name is Izquierdo
Came to Sussex by the sea
Yes he cost a ****ing fortune
But he scores goals and that's alright with me
As posted on another thread:
Joe Left, Joe Left, Joe Left, right, left
Joe left, Joe left, go pick up the step, Joe Left, Joe left, Joe left etc*
* I am assuming you get the joke here