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From the Day Today: SACKED CHIMNEY SWEEP PUMPS EX-BOSS FULL OF MAYONNAISE HEADMASTER SACKED FOR USING FLATFACE BOY AS SATELLITE DISH ARAFAT IN KEROSENE OYSTER HELL RUSSIA ELECTS COBWEB PUT MY GLASSES THERE AND FEEL MY NOSE ROARS DRUNKEN MAJOR

I thought that headline was SUPER CALLY GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS which won the headline writer a couple of awards, until it was realised that a similar headline had been run in the 1970s about Ian Callaghan of Liverpool playing against Queens Park Rangers. SUPER CALLY GOES BALLISTIC...

Today's Argus - FEARS OVER 'SELECTIVE' NEW SCHOOL Not a stupid headline compared to the story, but this is the City Council's take on just about the most inclusive school in the city. I f***ing hate the education department of the city council. :tosser: