Surely not.
This is the winner (from the News of the World):-
NUDIST WELFAREMAN'S MODEL WIFE FELL FOR THE CHINESE HYPNOTIST FROM THE CO-OP BACON FACTORY
I once saw an Argus placard (the thing they display outside newsagents' shops) that said
HOVE BLAZE SURVIVOR FOUND DEAD
Made me wonder what they thought the word "survivor" meant.