Every time I see someone with a selfie stick I am struck with an almost irresistable urge to do something like this:
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And more literally, whenever some young "traveller" in a hostel pulls out a guitar.
The message I usually try to convey is: "It's not that I don't like kids. It's just that I don't like your kids."
And no, I don't have any either. I never saw the point.