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Thankfully not. Proof-reading is not my strong pint.

Done it again. I sent an email to one of the consultants here this morning, her name is Shirley. I addressed her as Shitley. :facepalm:

It might be pretty mild, but I was still quite embarrassed. I'm just not in the habit of sending sarcastic emails like that (at least not in a professional capacity). That would make me a BELLCHEESE. Which I try not to be.

That is BRILLIANT :lolol: Just imagining the horror that must've descended on that guy when the print didn't arrive on his printer and had gone elsewhere. I'd be in cold sweats.

He's fairly new, we've not met or conversed much, he works in another office. If it was someone I deal with regularly then it would've been treated as a bit of a laugh I'm sure, and I TRIED that with him on the phone but he was a real cold fish about it. So I thought 'ahh bollocks then' and left...

You can laugh. I tried to style it out by making out my shoe had squeeked on the floor, with a pathetic half-arsed silent scuffed moonwalk. Not a word was uttered. But she knew. She knew.

Serves ya right. HATE spammers

Naah, he just moved on to greener fields. I think it might be how we recruited the Chief Exec though !

In April, I accidentally farted in front of Marion from Management Accounts when I bent down to get the milk from the fridge. It smelt.

:lolol: I've sent a few "Best Retards" in my time too. Then there was the time I managed to send a Seagulls Predictions League update to the wrong distribution list in my Outlook (complete with some colourful match write-ups with some "cheeky" metaphors thrown in, plus an Excel spreadsheet...

Awkwardness today. Someone emailed me for the second time late yesterday afternoon, chasing up some numbers that I hadn't got round to sending (probably too busy on here). I was almost on my way out of the door, so I just rattled off a quick reply which said: "Sorry I didn't respond to your...