Back in the days of nokia 3210s when auto-correct was just coming on the scene I used to play Sunday morning football and I guess like most teams we would retire to the pub post game. A lad in our teams wife had a sister called Heather. Now Heather was a BIG girl. This lad sent his Mrs a text...
I had a similar-ish issue once. Account manager reported an issue to me which turned out to be user error rather than a fault. I replied to the account manager with an explanation as to why this wasn't our fault and signed it off with something along the lines of "in short it's just the client...