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On my demise, I'd settle for Withdean Board Man coming out of retirement and parading round the Amex pitch at half-time with a board depicting my likeness while all the while being harangued to Get The Board Down. My ashes would of course be loaded into a suitably fat firework and exploded over...

Fixed that for you :thumbsup:

The big deal is that the more it is encouraged, the more people will bombard the club with requests (and take instant umbrage on social media if their requests are knocked back), the more devalued the whole thing becomes. Applause compassion fatigue seems to have already set in, and rightly so...

Maybe we could have a "in the event of my untimely demise I do not require a minute's applause" tickbox registered against our Fan Number on the club's database :moo: