They're Yorkshireman, they never had a day off.
And then , Father would beat them with a broken bottle,
But you tell the kids of today, they'll never believe you.
Because, back in the days when they were good, you know, when Adam were a lad, or before the old Queen died, football didn't put every game on the telly, so, the real Sheffield team, United used to play on the Saturday, and Wednesday, used to play on errrr, Wednesday.