Perhaps Monsieur Knockheart needs to have a chat with this chap. Looks like he could play the Baldock role.
http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/01/11/west-brom-favourites-for-8m-rated-morgan-sanson-newcastle-uni/
He ticks all the boxes for BG
Old
Past it
BG has heard of him
Was good once
Nobody wants him
Wouldn't fit in our team
Wouldn't come here
Full house. Likewise Lampard.