What's happened now?
Did someone threaten to throw a bucket of water over him, only for it to be confetti?
Or
Did he sniff a flower only for water to be squirted in his face?
Perhaps
All the wheels and doors have fallen off his car.
Please pray tell.
Alternatively being offered a player who Tony was prepared to break the bank for, in a contract negotiation that you already know you hold all the aces.
If someone better hasn't arrived you'd have to be seriously narrowminded to not at least attempt to screw a brilliant deal.
Seriously bizarre.
The club has made it quite clear the Pritchard deal isn't linked to anyone leaving.
Selling Baldock puts the team back where it was 24 hours ago, only upwards of £5m poorer.
I'm not one for getting arsey about the development squad.
But that'll change if, as and when, the season takes it's toll on the first team strikers and for a second season running there's no dev squad player worthy of a place on the bench.
FFS why does this keep getting trotted out.
Wingers on the wing, strikers in front of goal, nobody is splitting any atoms here.
Murphy looks great cutting in, but awful when he's already there.
We all know what Skalak can do when in front of goal 25 yards out, but as with Murphy not when he's...