Alan green does a job that plenty of football fans, at least of the armchair kind, can only dream of. He then seems to spend his entire career moaning about it. He's one of the most miserable cynical dullards I've ever had the misfortune to listen to.
All a matter of opinion of course, but...
I think you're spot on with this. If there's a fence anywhere to sit on, you can be damn sure our FA will find it.
And 'cojones' is a foreign word to them as well :)