Let's JUST say it's FUNNY as on Friday last WEAK just as I was POSTING a PICTURE of Dick TIGHT marching into BHS my NSC page goes BLANK and I can't post it.
I think I'm being MONITORED by GCHQ
It's ALL my FAULT, I am to BLAME for what happened on FRIDAY night. For months NOW I've BEAN busy writing my NEW book 'BAD MAN' The TRUE Dick TIGHT story and it REVEALS what really happened back in 1983.
Together with RENOWNED football finance EXPERT Kieran MAGUIRE we have FORENSICALLY peaced...