An arguably even better tune is the Bonnie Tyler classic. Imagine singing this to the opposition after he's worked his magic:
"Once upon a time there was light in your life
Now he's gone and torn you apart
There's nothing you can do
Totally eclipsed by Knockaert".
I agree with you totally with the tune, but "only cost 2 mill"? That makes him one of our record signings, not a bargain-basement revelation. And what has Ozil got to do with the Albion?
1. I thought when we signed Zamora we'd get something half-decent - the Seven Nation Army dirge was a disappointment.
2. We've managed to go a whole season and a half and our best player (Kayal) still doesn't have a song.
3. We've now got a factually incorrect, plastic-style Prem "recycled...