Oh, I don't know. Could be quite amusing....as the North Stand choruses....( to the tune of ' Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep ' )
" Last night I heard my missus go out the door....oo wee Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep "
" Got on the phone to Francesca, the whore ".....oo wee Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep " etc