You'll get a one sentence answer, two if you're lucky. It won't say much, enough to provoke you into another factually correct, sensibly constructed response. You'll get another single sentence reply, with a smilie, probably a whistler, or a dunce, maybe a cow...
Have you set up special post alerts for:
a) match day ticket prices
b) race and religion
c) any kind of nostalgic revisiting of football's darker days
You never miss a trick...
stop press
How weird, some guy in Blackburn Rovers training top has just walked into the cafe....he must have moved...