I'm thinking, when the soup scores, it dribbles it in. Tomato soup especially is not kinetically able to propel the biscuit into the basket like a rocket from our Bobby. Am I right?
Heaven forfend that I should take issue with this excellent quip, however, technically Sat Nav is "smart" rather than "clever." Thus the punch line, Shirley, would be "Bloody smart clogs." Additionally, strictly speaking, wouldn't he, instead, really be "Bloody owner of navigationally accurate...