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My mum got a massive 3 legged Tom Cat from a home, they called him Fu-Fu. Mother was having none of that, so we named it after Arundel Breweries fine tipple Old Knucker, (by virtue of how it could make you legless). When Knucks had been particularly naughty, killing a Wildebeest etc, we'd call...

I've come over all Suzi Dent :blush: Gonococcus Legless Afterburner. Right the 'fun' is over I'm off swimming now.

Industrial Diamond Cheerful Warne. A few things:- 1 - Yes I'm bored, but I am waiting to go swimming. B - What the fook is Warne - Shane, doing in the dictionary.?

I have an Oxford English Dictionary to hand, give me however many (page) numbers between 1 & 2054, and we'll see what you can randomly get. If you want to break it down further each page has 3 columns and about 20 words per column.

You've got to remember the vet will have to call the pets name across the waiting room. I was leaning towards Douglas as a potential name, but am now thinking along the lines of:- 'His Royal Highness Lord & Viscount Herbert Fitzherbert the Third', just so I can refuse to move until the whole...

There's nothing that dog wouldn't eat, no matter what end it came from, :sick: although usually he preferred to kill his own prey. But I think even he would have drawn the line at a scarf.

Sadly Lionel is no longer with us :down: