I know people say this as a silly way to retaliate but: I'm genuinely concerned with your obsession with my comings and goings so can I politely request that you cease making reference to my leaving the country. It's beginning to make me uncomfortable and I would really rather it stopped.
Cheers
Ugh. Social media inspired bollocks. If you're not being SEEN being right on, it's not worth doing is the thinking these days. What happened to donating some cash and getting on with your life? People are attention seeking click-whores.