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Sing him up

2 squid off for me. Oh.

It would be brill if he signs for us.

I thought you were off? Flounces aren't what they used to be :nono:

The rumour is we're definitely in for him. Hope that helps.

The offer is good but insufficient for mouth. HARD. First sentence written by HB&B; second by Enrest. Plus the overall ambiguity = BHAFC are defiantly in for him. It'll cost us only about £1m too. Or £5m. Or 8. Or possibly 11 or 13. Or pesos. Or dollars. Nailed on. Weir whine.

This is all very well, but he pretty much only scores when his side are already 2 or 3 goals down. He's clearly a bad omen for any club he plays for. Flairtastic!