1. Pre product I would think rather than the actual full monty (semen)
and
2. Boxer shorts wtf? It's as if the last two decades never happened! #trunks
Ant: (long pause) Huddersfield...it's not you.
Dec: (long pause) Derby County....it might be you.
Ant: (long pause) Tiverton Town....it's definitely not you.
Dec: (long pause): Brighton........it's not you.
Ant etc.