Man alive, does his mind go awol when it comes to the Aussies. It's rather like listening to Status Quo: entertaining enough at first but you very soon realize that you've heard it all before.
Maybe one of them once had a go on Mrs Boycott. If so, she probably found sexual congress with even an...
He needs to be on with the genial Jim Maxwell. Officially the World's Nicest Australian (short list, I know) while Boycott really seems to hate the Aussies pathologically, like some latter day Douglas Jardine.
SIX down now. SIX.