I think in one of his quotes he mistakenly thought his daily allowance was £200 and not £300. So is he in fact an under-claiming paragon of virtue, who has saved us all money...
I suppose if you're going down, do it in style. Some people probably lose their jobs for stealing paper clips. I'm sure that's what he'll tell the grandchildren at the next family gathering.
Lord Sewel - what next? If YOU were advising him, what is his next move?
Reality TV? Set up a charity for drug users/sex workers?
How, if remotely possible, does he turn this around?