I don't think I said he was any good. Apparently he is a "starlet," which if I'm not mistaken is some kind of bimbo D-lister who never quite made it as an actress. But what do I know?
Apparently this kid is a winger. He is also a "Crystal Palace starlet" and wants to go out on loan to get games.
If he was any good, would you want a scummer in the team?