If this isn't tongue in cheek, which I've no reason to think it is, do you mind if I ask how old you are?
Your three (though technically four, sneaky!) suggestions conjure up an image of coal mines, smokey pubs and manly moustaches.
Not that I'm judging (as I type this on my phone whilst...
- Bubble-wrap stations at every street corner, ensuring higher levels of satisfaction and general well being.
- The return of the original Sunny Delight, none of this newfangled 'healthier' stuff. If I'm not glowing orange after a glass then it's not how it should be.
- The Winter Olympics to...