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Oh oh oh. I've just remembered the ULTIMATE one. Marcos Painter. Bloody hell. The game used to have to stop if ever he crossed the halfway line due to all the blood on the pitch from his nose. I could actually SMELL him crapping himself when he plodded forward. I'm sure he was a LOVELY bloke...

Jesse Lingard, I thought, was pretty rubbish. Terrible decision making. Rohan Ince is HUGELY overrated. The guy is arguably our worst FOOTBALLER (in terms of ability with a football)....however his UNITNESS and MUSCLES are somewhat deceiving. In the wider footballing world, Edison Cavani...