Finding Nemo is a nice cute fishy story quite acceptable for children. Finding Grey Pubes and smelling of fish is therapy material. I know you are mega busy with the 'demands' of the children, and your busy social media career, but when you next do your online shopping buy your own flannel :)
Love it when people say they are too busy because of children, cannot find ten minutes in a day to have a shower. Just be honest and say it's not a priority for her, bet she finds time in her busy social media schedule to drop in for a skinny latte though.