Disappointing to see the Argus promote this as an elf and safety gone mad story - on top of their dire coverage of the education demo a few days ago, been a crap week for them - does the Argus really believe their typical reader is some Ukip numbnut? Carry on chasing right wing populism and that...
Tits like Littlejohn and Clarkson are given endless columns for their dumb crap, must we have even dumber versions of it on here?
Everyone who bangs on about elf and safety should look up what happened to that poor young kid Simon Jones who worked at Shoreham docks a few years ago and then...