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He loved Arsenal until the last few minutes of his life when he turned against the gunners.

Bjork?

What! And risk burnin the Mutsutake flan I've got in the Aga? Then what will Oscar and Rubin have in their lunch boxes at banjo camp tomorrow. Think man, think!

Stewards very rarely get jobsworthy with searches and if they do you can bet it'll be due to some unusual directive. If the youngling was being singled out by the steward week after week I could understand but this is just a case of someone thinking they are somehow special and shouldn't be...

Ooh, is he like you? All pwoppa nawty n that?

Put the Gully back. In. The. Box.

You have absolutely no idea what I do or don't do. We know you do because you're on here pissing and moaning about it over 24 hours later. It Norfolk, it's full of wurzels, get over it.

You're probably right.

Some people find anything to complain about at matches

But YOU did what the stewards told you. You didn't bravely pipe up until it was done and you were on your way.

And I suppose you calling the steward stupid un-searched the teddy? Stewards can search any bag, jacket or teddy I happen to have. All perfectly quick, reasonable requests.

You sound like a man with a chip on his shoulder. I'd calm it down around the kids otherwise they'll end up thinking their Dad's a bit of a knob.

You can judge the size of a Man's character by the size of the things that vex him.