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And then you have its ubiquitous little brother - "Would you like any help packing ?" Do I look like I need to stand around here for an extra 5 minutes while you arrange to summonse a mildly stroppy, disinterested acne-infested part-time urchin to handle all my shopping and unceremiously stuff...

"Do you want some carrier bags ?" No. I'll just cram what I can of my weeks shopping into my pockets, and juggle the rest of it back to the car.