That would be a great read.
'Places I could have visited instead of being STOOD on this train'.
Take the time above and beyond the actual journey time National Rail quote, then work out where you'd end up, walking, cycling, driving, and flying.
My 1 mile cycle to work was interrupted by lots of fire engines and the police.
I rode round them and arrived safely, on time, a couple of minutes after leaving home.
But it was touch and go there for a few seconds.