Can we use him for a song?
Oh Danny-Boy your pikey friends are calling
With Warnock back your club is on the slide
At selhurst park your terraces are crumbling
Your Holmesdale end reminds me of gay pride.
Ok verse 2 before I go and get a life.
We've got a nice ground thanks to Tony
But something is still very wrong
He built us a team for promotion
But sold all our favourite songs.
I'll try another effort, this time to the tune of 'my bonnie lies over the ocean'
The seagulls fu**ed over the eagles
The eagles rolled over and died
When David Lopez hit a screamer
The Palace all broke down and cried
Broke down, Broke down
The palace all broke down and cried, they cried
Broke...
Ok how about pinching an old Chelsea song and adjusting it to the Albion, same tune by the way
Who's that team they call the Albion
Who's that team we all adore
We're the boys in blue and white and we're ready for the fight
And we like to show the rest the way to score.
To the tune of Ally's tartan army ( or who's that man from Argentina )
I'll do the first line then feel free to carry on
'We're on the march with Tony's army'