Are you sure? I thought CMS was meant to be our £3.25m saviour. Mistreated by both GP and OG, he only needs a start to starting banging in the goals, with his Championship-beating pace and natural footballing skill destroying defences.
A youtube search for Danny Holla comes up with "Danny Holla in most fashionable footballer". Looks like he's attending some Dutch fashion show or awards. Anyway, his female partner is very nice looking, and the video improves even more after that. Sorry, but worth a watch!