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*faints*

Exactly. "Just do it". Just like Nike says. Like "just do a goal", or "just do a win", or something. I'm like one of those big slavering bloodhounds with saliva dripping from the side of my mouth just thinking about a piece of blue and white plastic with a white tick on it. And - maybe -...

I have literally just shat my pants in anticipation of seeing a blue and white plastic cloth that I wouldn't buy if you paid me. This is the greatest day in our club's long history. A shirt. A shirt with a big tick on it. Just imagine.

I don't know about everyone else but my sense of anticipation over this piece of plastic tat is literally approaching boiling point.