You really are an oddball.
Is there anything in goldstone's life that isn't ridiculous / pointless / disgraceful? What makes goldstone happy? Ranting on here? Jeremy Clarkson? The soothing music they play to you as the nurse approaches with your meds?
Woken up at 7.30 with shouts of HAPPY FATHER'S DAY DADDY! having gone to bed at 1 in the morning after a bottle and a half of Shiraz. The Shiraz was an early present mind as is the beef joint I am about to slam in to the oven to soak up the remainder of my sleeplessness and hangover.