I hate that. What's the point in having a bloody fans' phone in if all the opinions are completely invalidated by the fact the average fan has never played the game?!
Besides, he doesn't have a clue about what it feels like to shell out a load of money to travel a couple of hundred miles on a...
So do I. I also like Ian Wright; ok, he doesn't offer the most insightful analysis, but I like his enthusiasm and the fact that he clearly loves football.