It would be quite interesting to see how he would react to being called a bellend, face to face. For that reason, I would be tempted to take on your dare.
Does anyone knock about with DK or MP nowadays? PM me. We're having a reunion for the Lewes game. We're going to run the Lewesians, but only over a short distance as I am fat, old and my clobber is too tight which tends to give me chafing.