Yes i am ;-)
Man, it's just a figure of speech. You've got to admit though, if the team you'd supported all your life tried to sign you, you'd go for it.... surely?
Are you nuts?
Imagine.. You're a pro footballer with around 15 years in the game. You've played almost 550 games, heading into the twilight of your career AND THE TEAM YOU'VE SUPPORTED ALL YOUR LIFE TRY AND SIGN YOU?
He's probably dreamed of playing for Liverpool at Anfield all his life.
Plus...
I think it's a decent signing. Cheap(ish) back up, and also when I've watched Southampton play this season, he's had more to his game than just goals.
As for his age, wasn't Sheringham older when he went back to Spurs?