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    The most Dickensian-sounding footballers

    "Since being mistreated by his former employers at Lillywhites, young shop attendant Master Lewis Holtby is now excelling himself at the Harrods emporium."
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    The most Dickensian-sounding footballers

    "I had the good fortune to visit the estate of Sir Leicester Dedlock and admire his grounds. The orange trees and clumps of olive exerted a most Spanish influence, which he attributed to his landscape gardener, the eminent Inigo Calderon."
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    The most Dickensian-sounding footballers

    Purveyor of copper wiring and the laying of tarmacadam?
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    The most Dickensian-sounding footballers

    "Travelling post-haste to an appointment with the Lord Of The Manor of West Bromwich I was most indebted to the gatekeeper Boaz Myhill for allowing me such swift and unfettered access to the grounds."
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    The most Dickensian-sounding footballers

    Beware ye for your misdemeanours lest ye be tried by the dark and incomplete magistrate Uriah Rennie.

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