Oh Doug I was all teed up with this:-
http://www.seagulls.co.uk/news/article/solly-march-agrees-deal-with-brighton-and-hove-albion-until-2018-1483384.aspx
I even had a 'witty' riposte.
Solly's got 4 years to learn to kick the ball with his right foot. (It is early)