Similar to the Churchill Bulldog. An ugly overweight 10 pinter. After her resemblance to the TV canine Insurance advert canine. A girl who loves to say " Ohhhh yes " in the back of a car ?
I have, to hand, my copy of the Profanasaurus, may I suggest , Clown's Pie : A very very wet Clodge " Finding ourselves alone n the shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty bade me descend to her ladygarden. After 50 years of widowhood , I found her to be considerably aroused. It was like being...