It is The Complete Badger that you need to applaud, as I was referring directly to his term. But can this exchange take just a teensy-weensy bit of credit for that delightful thread that you've instigated and has proved instantly popular?
Given the sagginess of one, and the bellendery of the other, can't we just finish them both off. Can't think of many better win doubles. Although there's always the option of turning that into a treble, and waving bye-bye to Forest and Davies. 180.
This delicious scenario is the dream, yet it wouldn't be an enormous surprise if at least two of those five things fell in to place. There are a lot of recent owners who are getting very jumpy, and increasingly so.