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Tricky as my Step Dad gets upest if I'm not about for Chrimbo after my Mum died so bit hard. Next year though, **** the old ****, I'm going to stay in my field in Cornwall well away from all this nonsense.

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Top work. I too will head to the mainland next Christmas I think. Short haul and waited upon. Lovely. Apart from work and restaurants I haven't had a meal cooked fro me since 2011.

I don't like doing anything for more than about 2 days. I get bored on my holidays to be honest. If it were up to me I'd never go away fro more than a weekend at a time. It's why I don't like going to places like Australia or India. It takes 2 days to get there faffing about. I'm bored of it...

Hmm. Anyway when you saw a thread with the title Thank fook Christmas is nearly over by Nibble did you open it so you could be bored? There are roughly 25,000 other threads on this forum you could look at instead dimwit.

Looks like it's just you.

I'm taking over from Giles Brandreth as Buttons at the Crawley Hawth from January 2nd til February 28th. Buy one ticket, get 7 free. Come on folks, fill those seats. Panto IS still funny in February. After that I move closer to home. See me, Penelope Keith and Samantha Janus in the new...

Mug of tea. Red as a brick. 2 sugars.

I can eat a normal meal without some huge discussion about whether or not I like sprouts, what my favourite trimming etc is. Bangers and mash for me tonight, no fuss about setting the table, getting it just perfect, who likes what, the best meal you've ever had blah blah blah. I can get on the...