In the good old days (1981) me and a mate used to share a paper round on a Sunday morning. This included running through Sussex Heights pretending to be Starsky and Hutch alternating floors with skateboards and paperbags. Apologies if we woke you up. The climax to this adventure was a Yorkie...
Can't be arsed to read to the end of the thread as I'm a bit knackered. Will second this. But as Stat Brother says above, call off the competition now as this is the best by miles.