Newsreaders introducing themselves. "This is the 6 o'clock news, and I'm Glenda Goodbody". So what ? You're just the newsreader.
"This is your Friday dustbin day, and I'm Fred Muggs. dustman".
Ding-dong. I've just delivered your mail, and I'm Sydney Soap.
Dear god ! Not that I believe in gods...
Also, he invaded Russia, - which supports the second part of your argument.
* Note, there are 12 star signs, and about 60 million people in the UK. That's 5 million for each star sign. SOMEBODY has to have a rough match to "you will have good luck today, and minced unicorn for dinner." I recall...