I caught the KFC ad yesterday, where they tear apart a chicken nugget thing and find strands of succulent chicken. I reckon if you bought the finest organic grain fed chicken and got a michelin 3 star chef to lavish all his attention on it, it still would not look like that. God knows what one...
Hmmm average pizza cook time 10-12 minutes, average wait for a takeaway Madras 30-45 minutes. I would guess that you never cooked for yourself a second time.