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Shaking head in disapproval when someone pulls out a can of Stella Artois anytime, anywhere, ever, is a sign of good taste, not age. The only time I ever took days to get over jet lag was when I was 18. I actually find it gets easier as you get older.

Surely no one of any age should ever wear white trousers, except perhaps on a cricket pitch.

Reminds me of the old chestnut... Q: How do you know when you've passed an elephant? A: You can't get the toilet seat down.

1) I was on holiday in Tallinn recently, and going into one museum, when asking for two tickets, the young guy at the counter asked: "Seniors?" With hindsight I should have said yes and got the discount, but I was too affronted at the time. (I'm 51, Mrs T still in her 40s...) 2) Was at the...