What have Magpies and trees got to do with red trousers? If I had wanted to talk about Magpies and trees I would have posted look at my ****ing red Magpies or look at my ****ing red trees!!
My Selwyn has just bought me a really beautiful pair of bright red trousers. I seem to remember reading somewhere that red trousers have caused a bit of a stir recently. There is even a website called look at my F...ing red trousers. I spotted a rather good looking fellow in the west stand lower...