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If I ever see a turd in a changing room I am obliged to lay another one right next to it saying the words, One for sorrow Two for joy

No idea to be fair. I think the oak tree comes from Oak spirits and paying respect or summat.

I do the same. Don't walk under ladders and always change direction when I walk past an Oak tree. What with the magpie saluting, red trousers and charity muggers it usually takes me about 4 hours to get my paper of a morning.

Yes, think that's right. No wonder my life is shit, I've been saluting them all like there's no bleeding tomorrow!

Then we can all salute you as you cycle past.

HAha! You need to glue a live magpie to your bike helmet, it keeps the others away.

Me too. I do a similar thing upon seeing a Palace shirt. I gouge my eyes out and drop to my knees.

Have you not heard of that, done it since I was a child. You see a magpie and you salute it accompanied by the word "Hello Mr Magpie, regards to the wife". Thought it was quite common?

Since seeing that website a year or so back whenever I see someone in red trousers I always, almost compulsively, mutter out loud to myself "Look at my ****ing red trousers. It's a compulsion alike to saluting magpies. However, there are far worse things a man can wear, why one only has to...