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Your mates didn't credit you with a huge imagination then?

What did you do? the poem doesn't go up that high, did you make up your own?

My only superstition is to change the toilet i go into at work if I am not having a good day. Sometimes it takes me the journey to the toilet to decide if I am haing a good day or not. Some days are so average I have to decided whether to change.

I will catch the next one that swoops me, that'll teach em

ONe for sorry, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy......I know that one

Might well be and in the deep recesses of my memory a bell is ringing but I don't think I have ever done it. Usually is i see a magpie i watch the ****er to make sure it doesn't swoop me. Maybe they swoop me because I don't salute them.....I will try it, it has to be better than wearing deeley...

Saluting Magpies??

They are red with the blood of a thousand bunny rabbits.