I really can't see that this is trolling.
Sure, some of the points seem poorly informed and ridiculous, but he/she has made it clear they don't wish to go above their 'station'. They've written half an essay with points based on, it seems, genuine interest.
Stupid idea. Not worth...
1. Bullcrap there's massive working class support. Are you looking for flat caps and chirpy accents or what?
2. Sussex mate, not just Brighton
3. Have you really been to any other clubs?
4. It's new, what do you want, a s*** hole?
5. I can't be bothered with this post anymore